CLETUS,
Don't worry about your pickup truck, I'll just nip over in my sleigh and pick you up...how much do you weigh exactly? I'm hoping my the reindeer can keep both us big boys up in the air. And sure you can bring Ditzee along too! Psst...do you think she'd like to see me jiggle like a bowl full of jelly? Oh, *ahem* CLETUS, I specifically want you to be a Mudcat gift inspector, you know, make sure each gift suits the Mudcatter it's going to? Think your up to it? BTW we have sub-polar ice cap submarine racing.

Santa Claus (a hint--Mrs. Claus has been lonely of late...)