Years ago someone gave me a handsome brochure which spoke against world hunger.

He asked for money to support the cause.

I asked him where the money went.

He said it went to print more brochures and like publicity to raise hunger awareness.

None for food, directly or indirectly?

No, he said, they were Uniting People Against Hunger.

This petition's not even as smart as the Hunger Awareness movement. It's about as effective as that yellow magnetic ribbon stuck on the butt of your car.

clint