I know that we are racing with a terrible inevitability towards International Multiglobal Fascomilitary Consumerism, but really, dear Trevor, what can I do about it? I work positively and constructively within my own small district. Do you seriously consider that by signing your online petition on global warming, that the icebergs will stop freezing?

I prefer to spend my time recovering from the trauma of the day by listening to Enya while soaking in the bath. Hoes my life exist anymore, or am I but a pawn of the international media?

Did you hear that Trevor? Stop being so bossy, stop hassling me. You may be right, but you don't know how to do really useful things like knit teapot cosies.

UNITE AGAINST TREVOR now! I'm too pathetic to cope with him on my own.

hopefully

Marjorie