Santa...

My brother Cleigh says to pay no attention to Ms. Ditzee, that you are really real. I'm glad you are real. Would you bring Mr. Max a really big fast computer for Christmas? I like it when he is on the radio. I like Mr. Max. He has Elves, just like you do, Santa, only his elves are taller then yours. Their hats aren't as neat as your elf hats though. And Max's elves are real, real smart. I don't mean your elves aren't smart, Santa, but your elves make toys. Max's elves make computers work and let us hear all sorts of Mudcatterters on the radio and see Mr. Bert play the gitar.

Can you bring Ms. Jeri somthing real nice while she is visiting in the frozen North? cleigh says it shouldn't be hard because she will be in your backyard. Do you have a swing set in your backyard, cause if you do I want to visit you. But in the summer when it is warm.

Please bring my brother Cleigh a whistle. He says his isn't loud enough....

yours, Didelphyia O'Carina (but you can call me Dido)