I used to have a doggie and I called him little Gomez
'Cause you see he was a Mexican Chihuahua
Though there wasn't much about him what there was all cojones,
In fact he was a horny little fella

Big dogs, small dogs, it mattered not to him
The canine equivalent of Errol Flynn
At the drop of a sombrero he'd jump up and get stuck in
Taking Gomez out for walkies was embarassing