Dear Santa,

As an equal opportunity employer, I think you should invite other applicants for the elf post, not just Cleetus ( who smells bad). I have not had much elfing experience but I am quite short, so that's all right, and my present job is a lot like Cleetus in that it smells bad too. Please consider me for the job as I would like an opportunity to move into the National Elf Service. Thank you ( and by the way I have been a good girl all year despite what that Judge said) Terri