Dear Santa - My house is the white one with the decks on three side. I will wait for you on the mantle of the lower fireplace. The house with no chimney is Pedro the burro's. He shares his house with the expensive lawn ornament, which is what Unca MMario calls the horse. The horse doesn't deserve anything for Christmas because he was bad and broke out of his pasture this summer. An' Pedro doesn't either cuz he steals hay ALL THE TIME! 'n he's getting real, real fat, too, cuz he steal the hay so much; 'n stealing is bad, right? I have to share my house with a huge doggie and the cats. of course the cats go wherever they want. That isn't faire, is it Santa? But the doggie is real nice and sings along with Unca MMario, so please bring the doggie something to eat which is what he likes bestest.

Dear Santa I almosted forgot! Please have your elves send Max's elves a merry Christmas, because they Help Mr. Max and the MudCat.

Dido