Stupid questions - agreed. (see my earlier post)

lawyer: before you began the autopsy did you check for a pulse?
doctor: no
Lawyer: did you check for breathing?
doctor: no
Lawyer: did you check for blood pressure?
doctor: no
Lawyer: so it's possible the patient could have been alive before you began the autopsy?
doctor: no
Lawyer; how can you be sure?
doctor: because his brain was in a jar on my desk
Lawyer: but he could have been alive nonetheless?
doctor: .... it's possible he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere..

it said this is a true diologue but I doubt it - I hope so though!!
xLx