Ah-Hah! You are so right. I am a Shatnerite disciple, that's what I am.

I hate to admit it...but I once did deny Shatner in the middle of the night. I was in the company of a very attractivde and totally distracting woman, and I completely forgot about William Shatner for about 3 hours!

I know it's shocking, but it's true.

I have done much penance to make up for that grave oversight. I have worn hair shirts and flagellated myself severely. I have denied myself the pleasures of female companionship for extended periods. I have suffered...Yea! how I have suffered for that momentary lapse in judgement.

I also had a mystical experience on a road, yes. It was a road near Sudbury. It was a very hot day, and I think I was a bit dehydrated. At any rate, I briefly slipped into another world, quite apart from this one, where I was vouchsafed some information that was so astounding that I had best not post it here...

Upon returning to normality, I discovered that I was on the wrong side of the road, drifting toward a line of trees! I pulled off to the side, poured water over my head, and had a drink. One should avoid mystical experiences while driving. It's not safe.