this reminds me of a hilarious skit by Johnny Carson and Jack Webb..
about a robbery...(a caper) discovered by cleaning woman Clara Clifford
the copper clappers were kept in the closet.
the suspect who copped them was Claude Cooper
He was from Cleveland--a kleptomanaic..

this 1968 gem about the Acme School Bell Company
was sent to me attached to e-mail just a while ago.
it is side splitting as opposed to wrist slitting.