Be nice to the dachsies or I'll come up there and grab you by the jewels, swing you around my head eight or nigh times, and throw you plumb into Sasca...Saskach...Manitoba. Dachsies are peaceful, calm, placid dogs and thereby reflect my own peaceful personality. So be nice to the dachsies or I'll feed you to them, because while they might be peaceful they're not picky eaters.