Bloody 'ell! The bastard parrot wot nearly destroyed me marriage 'as appeared on National News. 'E swore at a Mayoress and a lady vicar and other dignitaries. Told 'em to "F" off, 'e did! That's typical. Me 'usband Eddie 'ad bought 'im on Ebay, but I left Eddie on condition 'e dispose of the rotten swine. So...'e sold 'im to a rich toff in Twillingsgate named Wellington-Jones. Now the rich toff must 'ave sold the bird to a lorry driver, according to the story.

Read all about it 'ere...

Bastard Parrot Re-emerges, creates fiasco, gets incarcerated!