He's not having a birthday(month) this year. Didn't he tell you? He had it surgically removed so nobody could start any more threads about his birthday(month). He will never have a birthday again. They threw in a free botox treatement as his last ever birthday present. From now on, everyone is instructed to forget that he was born. The story we're supposed to go with is that the "stork" brought him. I'm surprised you didn't get the memo.