CC... Optical mouse? Me? Spend coin? You oughtta know me better than that. Besides, I like washing my balls. When I play solitaire after a good scrubbing, thay are responsive to every little movement, so I can confidently play much faster. And, when I try to get control in the game of hearts, I never slip up and get it up the ying-yang.

Spend money when I can keep using my old equipment? Balls to that.