You are sooo wrong, man. Sooooooo wrong. Ya know why? I have a date tonite. Yeah, you heard me. While you are sittin' around moaning and groaning over Officer DAna who don't give a flip about you, I am goin' out on a hot date. Shall i tell you with who? Linda, that's who! Linda from the pizza place. Eat yer flippin' heart out, little man. The wolf will howl tonite!

Don the Man