oddly enough most (if not all) of my fav. animal songs are about their demise. Can't understand why - I really do like animals a lot, I was even going into Zoology years ago until that first semester of fruit fly larvae dissection.

Anyway, here's my list, though whether these are appropriate for the Humane Society is debatable.

Somebody's Moggie [He's Nobody's Moggy Now] (Eric Bogle)
Dead Skunk (Loudon Wainwright III)
Dead Puppies (Aren't Much Fun) (Ogden Edsl)
Fish Heads (Barnes & Barnes)
The Unicorn (Shel Silverstein)

oh well . . .

I like Three Drunk Newts too - and they don't die from what I can remember :-)

pax yall