Mudcat Café message #1533979

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Thread #83463 Message #1533979
Posted By: Abby Sale
03-Aug-05 - 11:10 AM
Thread Name: happy? - Aug 3 (In 14 Hundred and 92)
Subject: happy? - Aug 3 (In 14 Hundred and 92)

Columbus set out on his 1st voyage 8/3/1492 OS. (2nd trip, 9/25/1493 [thanx Sam Hinton])


          In Fourteen Hundred and Ninety Two
          Columbus sailed the ocean blue;
          It was a courageous thing to do --
                  But someone was already there.
  
          Columbus knew that world was round;
          He looked for the east while westward bound,
          He didn't find what he thought he'd found,
                  For someone was already there.
  
                  CHORUS:
                  The Inuit and the Cherokee,
                  The Aztec and Menominee
                  The Onondaga and the Cree -- (CLAP!  CLAP!)
                  Someone was already here.
  
                          "1492" by Nancy Schimmel (Malvina Reynold's daughter)
  
  ALSO:
          For forty days and forty nights
          He sailed the broad Atlantic,
          Columbo and his scurvy crew
          For want of a screw were frantic.
  
                  CHORUS:
                  His balls they were so round-o
                  His cock hung to the ground-o
                  That fornicating, copulating
                  Son-of-a-bitch Columbo.