We've had threads on bumper stickers before, but this one is for bumper stickers we wish existed.

When my oldest son was a teenager, I told him that I was going to have a bumper sticker made for his car. It would say:

    "Happiness Is My Next Purchase"

That would be apropos for millions of people.

With a more limited sales poential, how about:

   "Randy Is My Name, And Randy Is My Game"

Jerry