"There are plenty of hosers in Canada, but they are more commonly seen in small towns than cities, hanging around the local bars and gas stations. They like to drive pickup trucks. Specially red or black ones. They wear work boots and messy clothes. They don't wash often enough, and they laugh very loudly at their own jokes. They hate all visible minority groups, but are definitely willing to put that prejudice aside when it comes to young women. Some girls like them, specially girls with an I.Q. below 80! To put it simply, hosers are total and complete @$$holes! ;-)

"If American, they would all have voted for Bush, because they would have suspected the Democrats to be limp-wristed faggots of some kind. They would have just absolutely detested John Kerry! They can't pronounce "nuclear".

Charming people. Absolutely charming. One question: Is Canada where the US gets its supply? Or is it t'other way 'round?

Another question: As to "they laugh very loudly at their own jokes." What's wrong with that? Just like I think self pity is better than none.

"Hose-head" is what you call a hoser when you're mad at him, eh? Or when you want to insult him." Little Hawk

LOL befuddled like.

Where does 'hoser' come from? ( I know, I know- up above the border some place)