what about religious songs like

What a friend we have in cheeses
Chedder munster and Guryere
But what a hassle tis to carry
past security at US Air.

O what peace we often forfeit
O what needless pain we bear
All because we carried cheeses
on board a flight of US Air.

We were fondled and then X-rayed
Because of troubles in the air
The screener had trememdous courage
to plunge their hands in underwear.

Did we seem a fiend unfaithful
who would bomb without a care
Jesus is our cheese a weakness
in security at US Air.



Think of your fellow man
Cut off his thieving hand
Put a lil Allah in your heart
You see it's getting late
Oh please don't hesitate
Put a lil Allah in your heart
And the world will be a bitter place
And the world will be a bitter place
For you and me
You just wait and see

Another day goes by
Circumsized children cry
Put a lil Allah in you heart
If you want the world to know
Just let our jihad grow
Put a lil Allah in your heart
And the world will be a bitter place
And the world will be a bitter place
For you and me
You just wait and see
Wait and see
Take a good look around
And if you're lookin' down
Put a lil Allah in your heart


I hope when you decide
Islam will be your guide
Put a lil Allah in your heart
And the world will be a bitter place
And the world will be a bitter place
For you and me
You just wait and see
Put a lil Allah in your heart

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I'd like to build the world a mosque
And furnish it with faith
Bring Africans and Chinamen
And every other race


That's the call I hear
That's the call of Islam
That's the call of Iman
That's the word of God

I'd like to see the world for once
Without a single Jew
Hear an echo through the hills
"Islam Is pure and true"

That's the call I hear
That's the call of Islam
That's the call of Iman
That's the word of God

I'd like to teach the world the truth
And hear them praise their Lord
To work and pray all God dam day
And earn their just reward

That's the call I hear
That's the call of Islam
That's the call of Iman
That's the word of God

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Stand By Me
When the night has come
And the land is dark
And Islam
Is the only light we see

I won't cry, I won't cry
No, I won't shed a tear
Just as long
As I know
Allah's near

Chorus:
So sisters, brothers, kneel by me
O, pray with me and kneel by me
And believe that Islam
Sets us free

When the sky that we look upon
Shall tumble and fall
And the earth shall crumble
'Neath the sea

In that time, we shall fear
Only Allah
And our deeds of the past
Will be clear
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Are we weak from ol bin Laden
cumbered with a load of care.
The guards ran to seek some refuge
from tin wrapped cheese we had to share.


Do the guards despise, forsake you?
at air ports everywhere
They are armed and may likely shoot you
if they find some cheese in there.


By the time this made the papers
the story was in total error,
"Guards ban fruit cake and dirty diapers
at security at US Air."



by Don Hakman -

Mid east songs

KUWAIT TILL YOU SEE HER

EMIR BIST DU SCHON

IT'S SAUDI DUTY TIME

THIS SCUD BE THE START OF SOMETHING NEW

BLAME IT ON THE BASRA NOVA

THE AMMAN I LOVE

PAPA'S GOT A BRAND NEW BAGHDAD

SADDAM OF THESE DAYS

YASSIR, THAT'S MY BABY

MOON OVER MY ARMY

ALLAH BE AROUND

TANKS FOR THE MEMORIES

DAHRAN THAT DREAM

RUYADBIRD SUITE

MUSCAT RAMBLE

OMAN THE RANGE

HERE'S THAT IRANI DAY

LONG AGO AND FAHD AWAY

FOR OIL WE KNOW

IN A MULLAH TONE

MARINE, (THE DAWN IS BREAKING)

I LOVE A BRIGADE

CAMEL-LOT

SHEIK TO SHEIK

P.L.O. YOUNG LOVERS WHEREVER YOU ARE

BEDOUIN THE BEGUINE

I'VE GROWN ACCUSTOMED TO HER FEZ

SADDAM, YOU'RE ROCKIN' THE BOAT

AS SADDAM GOES BY

THREE LITTLE KURDS

I WANT TO HOLD YOUR LAND

I CAN'T GET NO SAUDIS' FACTION

WHO PUT THE BOMB, IN THE BOMB, BOMB, BOMB

IT'S A SIN TO TEL AVIV

MOTHER OF ALL MACHREES

HUSSEIN, WE'VE STOOD AND TALKED LIKE THIS BEFORE

THESE FUELISH THINGS

IF YOU KNEW SAUDI LIKE I KNEW SAUDI

CAIRO MUBAREK TO OLD VIRGINNY