Liz,I resemble ( oops), I mean resent that remark and can bring witnesses to testify to it's lack of veracity!! Admittedly my charming lilt of a brogue gets a bit peaty when I've had one or two, which is a thing rarer than you with your drawers up,but I draw the line at singing Danny Boy, don't I..... and I do not too have a hairy back! At least I'm not famed far and wide for belching the Battlefields of Europe. Please take me Santa, she is too tall for elfdom and will only organise your elves into a union and strike for higher wages and longer lunchhours. I will be the one waiting outside in the green fishnet stockings and misletoe down my cleavage.