The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #83460   Message #1534715
Posted By: gnu
04-Aug-05 - 07:20 AM
Thread Name: BS: Popular Views of Gr. White North Hosers!
Subject: RE: BS: Popular Views of Gr. White North Hosers!
4 sale: 1980/2/6 CDF (Chev/Dodge/Ford) Pickup; fully jacked; 33" Mudders; triple roll bars; five front and five back roll bar mounted Day-Lites (250,000 candles each - you can light yer smokes on em); box mounted fuel tank (well, it's a plastic five gallon gas can, on accounta tearin a big hole in the gas tank); just-installed 1/4" skid plate from bumper to bumper; front and rear 10,000 pound winches with 100 feet of cable each (you can hoist the truck and all yer gear up a tree and use it as a tree stand fer huntin or fer just havin a look see or fer when the wardens are bein persistant); 4000 pound box mounted winch; front and rear trailer hitches; fold-down tail gate ramp; sealed doors and firewall for fishin IN the beaver dams; tinted windows and hand painted dark green matte finish over the entire vehicle so there's no sun or search light glint; bush bar with headlight screens; twenty foot fold-down whip antenna with coon tail; CB and scanner; license plates are already mounted upside down - every second counts; three more trucks for spare parts (Chev,Dodge and Ford) but you gotta haul em away. Will consider trade. Can be seen at RCMP Station next to Legion. Call Dale. Call my ex on weekends. But don't give her no money, eh? Bad enough I gotta serve my time on weekends cause a that hosebitch.