AWRIGGHHTTT!

Well done, people. I had to go to Toronto yesterday. I have now returned, and I see that you have all done very, very well. You are all hereby promoted to official citizenship in Orillia, Ontario, Canada...

"The town that never wakes!"

You are all Orillians now!

Majorly cool, eh?

Guest, Jon, you are hereby awarded the *** Order of Orillia *** !!!

The Order of Orillia, First Class, with Oak Leaves, Swords, and little pink thingies that look like hamster feet!

Wow, eh?

You too, Peace!

Carry on now and make this the fastest 500 posts in history. Drive Joe Offer totally nuts. Go for it.