Geez, man, that is too flippin' bad! What a flippin' shame, eh? I had my heart set on that truck, eh? Well bygones is bygones and ya can't make a dead frog croak, eh? At least ya will get some insoorance money and get halfways even with the hosebitch, eh? Them girls are a pain. I have known plenty like her. You gotta be tough, man, cos they will walk all over you, know'm sayin'?

Well, I am feelin' great cos I gave some flowers to Officer Dana...and she SMILED at me! Like, wow, eh? I am so much in love I could shit. Well, I don't exackly mean that, but you know...

So, like, Don and me have done okay on the terms of our parole here, but fortunately Officer Dana still has to check up on us regular until the judge is totally flippin' satisfied with our behavyer, eh? This is good, because he probally will NEVER be totally stiasified, bein' a judge, and that means Officer Dana will be here just about forever.

This is majorly good!

I have to, like, describe her, eh? Officer Dana is a female OPP officer and she looks great. She is in great shape, eh? She's build like a flippin' athleet, like one of them dkeathlon runners or somepn'. She is blond, real nice haircut, sorta wavy. Her uniform fits like a flippin' glove and is always super clean with real shiny boots. She can drive like flippin' Steve McQueen, man! This babe is totally boss, eh? She wears a gun, of course, but she won't let me try it out. Too bad. I have been hopin' to get her to join me and the buddies shootin' at tin cans over by the dump, eh? But she won't do it. Somepn' about the regulations, eh?

She has gotta follow all them rules, but I guess that is what keeps her in shape, and lemme tell ya, she is IN shape! You can take that to the flippin' bank, eh?

Don tried to put a move on her, and she had him in a armlock so fast that he never seen it comin' at all. After she left, I broke his flippin' nose. That was awhile back, and we wasn't talkin' for weeks and I even moved out, but now we are good buddies again. mostly. You can't turn your back on a brother, man. Specially a brother who is, like, employed, eh, know'm sayin'?

Well, I will fer sure come out fer a visit when I get my next cheqwue fer the newspaper stories. I am doin' one on health food stores now, and it should be flippin' hillarious!

Stay cool, Dale!

- BDiBR (Shane)