Look, I have been going crazy here, trying to find a blow-up doll of Hillary Clinton, okay? There aren't any. Not on Ebay, not at Howard Stern's site, not on the black market, not anywhere. And it's not fair! Something needs to be done about it. This is important, don't you agree? Who is going to help? Anyone? I want action on this! So just get on it, okay?

You too, Shambles. Address yourself to something that friggin' matters for a change.