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Thread #83505   Message #1536082
Posted By: GUEST,sorefingers
05-Aug-05 - 09:08 PM
Thread Name: BS: Dr Pepper Grammar Question
Subject: RE: BS: Dr Pepper Grammar Question
According to the authorities English does NOT have 'a' grammar since it didn't.

In the 1800s the Victorians decided to ape Latin by applying its Romanish rules to Anglish.

What a f****ng mess it all now is become.

We have Ozanglish, Yanglish, Canadanglish, Iranglish, Newzealanglish, Afranglish, which are a few main varieties - complete with their own unique spelling and Grammar Nazis!

What was so bad or wrong with the excellence of Locke, Johnson, even Shakespear?

I say to hell with Grammar and Grammar Nazis, let the English language again live instead of smother in endless gobblede-speckledeegook.