The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #83460   Message #1536516
Posted By: gnu
06-Aug-05 - 02:45 PM
Thread Name: BS: Popular Views of Gr. White North Hosers!
Subject: RE: BS: Popular Views of Gr. White North Hosers!
Hey Shane. Del here. I got hungry on the way home and stopped at gnu's but he ain't here, so I'll just leeve an IOU on the counter. Besides, even I know enuff ta put safety glass in my basement windows. Well, since I misslocated my toes. Take my advise and always ware steel tow boots when yer workin. Anyway, Dale told me your a stand-up guy and that he invited you up at the camp. So you must be a good head. Minds me, I just heard on the radio that Wade got out yesterday. He's gotta stay in a haveway house until October. And no drinkin or nothin. And we can't even friggin visit him. What the frig is with the frig that man? But, in October man, look out man. That would be a good time to come up at the camp. We can have some Spaniels eh. Ya gotta live here ta get em eh. Get it? Ta get em eh? Spaniels eh? The big ones with horns eh? Okay, like, keep it under yer somebrarow eh? Get it? So anyway, like I was gonna say, I heard you are lookin fer a truck. So, like, what kinda truck you lookin for? I probly know someone who has one, like, fer sale and I could, ya know, pick it up and deliver it to you at the nearest Legion or Tim's or someplace. And, sinse you are a good head and all, I will get a real good deal for you. And no worry about reggestratin it in Ontarreeo, on accounta the plates are still good and I got the reggestrashun from Dale's wallet. Okay, I gotta go weed Dale's gardens while he is on vacasion in the Greybar Hotel. Later homes. Get it? Spaniels eh? Somebrarow eh? Homes eh? I am the funny one in the famalee eh. Alrite, addeeose. Get it?