He dined on clergyman cold and raw,
A portion of which got stuck in his craw
The very last meal that he ever saw!
The King of the Cannibal Islands!

Oh, Hokey-pokey, winky wung
Callimaroo, Callimarung
Wangery-Changery, Chingery Chung,
The King of the Cannibal Islands!

The last words of this monarch bold
Were not bequeathing his lands or gold
But warning them all against clergyman cold!
The King of the Cannibal Islands!

Oh, by the way, they have foundthose naughty black holes they couldn't find. They were hiding in dust-couds, perturbating. Such carryings-on!

"VORACIOUS BLACK HOLES HIDE THEIR APPETITE IN DUSTY GALAXIES, August 05
A UK-led team of astronomers reports today (August 4th) in Nature that they have tracked down an elusive population of black holes growing rapidly hidden behind clouds of dust. Their results suggest that most black hole growth takes place in dusty galaxies, solving astronomer's headaches, as until now, the cosmic x-ray background suggested the existence of more growing black holes than they could find."

Full story at http://www.physorg.com/news5650.html

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Really, I sympathize. Certain trends in my own life, also, have led me to suspect the existence of more black holes than I can find. Vacuuming doesn't seem to help...


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