The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #82333 Message #1537509
Posted By: Cool Beans
08-Aug-05 - 09:14 AM
Thread Name: BS: Third Joke Thread for 2005
Subject: RE: BS: Third Joke Thread for 2005
Guy gets a phone call from his doctor. "I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" "The good news, I guess." "OK, you have 24 hours to live." "That's the GOOD NEWS? What's the bad news?" "I tried to call yesterday."