The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #82333   Message #1537509
Posted By: Cool Beans
08-Aug-05 - 09:14 AM
Thread Name: BS: Third Joke Thread for 2005
Subject: RE: BS: Third Joke Thread for 2005
Guy gets a phone call from his doctor. "I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?"
      "The good news, I guess."
      "OK, you have 24 hours to live."
      "That's the GOOD NEWS? What's the bad news?"
      "I tried to call yesterday."