Corporial Daylia is a lergic? Is that some kind of church thing? Can you, like, be a cop and work for the church at the same time? That would be cool, cos 2 saleries, eh?

Office Dana ain't no orphin, man, she loves her family. They seem to be okay people, but she is the first cop in the family, eh? Her dad has a hardware business and her mom works there too. Forchunitely it ain't the one me and Don busted into before we got arrested, eh? That would not be too cool. We hadda return all the tools and the box of 20 toilet plungers we took.

Del sounds like a cool guy who knows his stuff, eh? He was real nice to do that free paint job. I know what ya mean about applyin' fer jobs what won't hire you, know'm sayin'? I been doin' that fer years. One fliphead HIRED me one time! Can you believe that? Forchunately he fired me 3 days later, but I plea bargooned and he laid me off instead.

Speakin' of which, I been tryin' to get laid off by various women too, but you know women. they are always holdin' out for somethin', only I am not sure exackly what it is. If I found out, then I could, like, strategise better, eh?

What am I sayin'?!! The truth is, I am totally flippin' beseeged by willing females who want to flip me desparately, eh? I can't hardly keep up with it.

Well, I would be, but I don't wanta get Officer Dana mad, cos I am in lvoe with her. By the way, Dana is her last name. Her first name is Jennifer. What a great name, eh? She is the best.

Have fun with yer new wheels, man!

- BDiBR (Shane)