Dale here. Oh man. You ain't gonna believe this. Pepe told me that Cpl. Daylia ain't no orphin. And she ain't a lergic neither. He says it's all part of her cover up on accounta she's from J Division in Fredericton. I was septic at first cause somethin smelled funny. Them Queens cowboys ride together right man, know what I'm sayin? I asked Pepe why he told me cause I figured he had the hots for CD. That's what I call her, CD. Pretty good eh? Anyway, I figured Pepe was after her and wanted me out of the way. But, get this man. He saw her see Del flick his bic, man. And she didn't do nothin. So, Pepe asked why and she said fer him to keep quiet or she would tell everyone about him being up at the Facility. So when I put two and two side by each, I felt like a trout in shallow water man. So I ain't gonna get reeled in by CD. I'm spittin out that hook man. Anyway, Del and I walked home from the Legion on accouta he wouldn't let me drive. And I only had, like, two eh? I mean, you only count how many in the last hour, right? Anyway, my new wheels got stolen. And Del just disappeerd. Can't say as I blame him after what Pepe told me. And the insurance company called this morning and said they won't pay up on accounta unsafe veehical modifcatin with the gas can in the box. And Wade called and said his paroll offcer said he can't visit us for two years. And my cousin Don called and told me the deer ate everything in my gardens. And hosebitch's lawyer called and said my camp and my bike were gonna be included in the settlement on accounta she went up at the camp with me and I took her for a ride on the bike. Even thow it was only once, they are considerd martial property. And my case counseller called and said she found me a job. And no gettin fired this time or I gotta serve full time and not just weekends. Can you friggin believe this man? I gotta friggin go to work man. Frig. Life sucks and then you die eh man. Know what I mean? Keep yer head up and yer stick on the ice eh. Later man.