The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1538606
Posted By: Amos
09-Aug-05 - 01:24 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Mercutio:

Now to thy several stations, do repair
And to your Mother with brave postings mind
To raise with merriment and rhyme her features kind,
Until repaired to us is bold Rapaire.
Hark! I hear footsteps on the stair!
'Tis he! 'Tis he! Now welcome bold Rapaire.

(Enter Rapaire stage left, dripping with malodourous slime).
(He collapses center stage, gasping)


Jester (sings):

Bold Rapaire would a sliming go
Hey and nonny, nonny ho!
Out on the oceans dark with snow
With a nonny, nonny, hey!
And when his bark was tossed by storms
Hey and nonny, nonny ho!
He swore if spared, he would reform
With a nonny, nonny, hey!

And spared was he in God's own time,
Hey and nonny, nonny ho!
And stumbleth home, all wet with slime!
To me nonny, nonny, hey!
But if he cleanetheth up, I wot,
Hey and nonny, nonny ho!
He'll be the same, reforméd not!
With a nonny, nonny
Nonny no nonny
Nonny nonny hey!

Rapaire gasps and throws half a rotten salmon, drawn from his tunic, at the Jester, who ducks away and skips off stage right humming).

Rapaire:

Aw, shit.

Finis