The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #82333 Message #1538659
Posted By: Wesley S
09-Aug-05 - 02:25 PM
Thread Name: BS: Third Joke Thread for 2005
Subject: RE: BS: Third Joke Thread for 2005
Warning - Tacky joke ahead :
Two Pakistani mothers are sitting in the cafe chatting over a pint of
goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls her bag out and starts
flipping through pictures, and together they start reminiscing.
"This is my oldest son Mohammed. He's 24 years old now."
"Yes, I remember him as a baby," says the other mother cheerfully.
"He's a martyr now though," mum confides.
"Oh, so sad dear," says the other.
"And this is my Kalid. He's 21."
"Oh, I remember him," say the other happily, "he had such curly hair
when he was born."
"Yes. He's a martyr now too." says mum quietly.
"Oh, gracious me..." says the other.
"And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He's 18," she
whispers.
"Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first
started school."
"He's also a martyr, " says mum, with tears in her eyes.
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim Mother looks wistfully
at the photographs and says...
"They blow up so fast, don't they?"