...back CarolC's statement about Swedish immigrants in the US, here are their 'top 10' complaints:

10. They had to work.

9.   They had to learn English.

8.   Hard to find a good coat made from dead seal pups.

7.   Goodwill seldom has "extra large" pants

6.   Poor US coverage of ice racing.

5.   Not enough places to watch glaciers melt.

4.   Americans always misspell 'fijhords'

3.   Can't blame the Norwegians for everything anymore.

2.   Volvo and SAAB parts are sooooo expensive.

1.   No lutfisk served in the school lunch program!