Red Green may not be able to solve all of the world's problems, but with the possible exception of Garrison Keillor*, he is the world's foremost advocate of duct tape. And duct tape has been found to be highly effective for removing warts.

Really!

(I've heard that it isn't all that good for ducts, however.)

Don Firth

P. S.   In fact, if you really look behind this whole "Intelligent Design" thing, you might find out that the whole universe is held together with duct tape. That might explain a lot.

*Considering what we've had in office withing recent decades and considering the alternative candidates we've been presented with, either Red Green or Garrison Keillor would be a major improvement.