Someone has got to save the penguins, and it might as well be us. If we don't do it, who will? I will not rest until penguins are allowed to busk on the streets of our major cities without harassment!

Anon Ally, I am thunderstruck to hear that you have been blocked from this forum by the moderators. I mean....gad! That's almost impossible. What did you do? Utter death threats? Engage in public nudity? Refuse to acknowledge the ineffable greatness of William Shatner?

You must have done something simply beyond the pale. What the heck was it?