Yeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaw! I got it.

So, why did you start this thread dissing the newcomer by name again, Trolling Phantom of the Uproar? Congratulations. Your bitter ugliness which started it all got us from zero to one hundred in roughly 16 hours.

Not a record, but an admirable trolling flame thread for the dog days of August, nonetheless.

And now I shall bow out, and leave the clean-up to you holier-than-thou ones.