The argument is academic folks. Tony's latest quango, The Department of Meaningless Terminological Updates states in its latest white paper (100% recycled, of course):

The use of the words trash, garbage, and rubbish will cease forthwith. Instead, term such as deferred breeze block, or deferred insulation will be officially required.

In accordance with time honoured tradition, the Minister then stood on his head in the corner, and wet himself.

Don T.