If they are "obtrusive" wrap your boobies with stretch-athletic-binding.

Dress as a man, speak as a man, walk as a man, even STINCK like a man (it may require rolling in subway urine.)

Recognize your "calling" as an honorable profession...and if urine....is necessary....then let it be.

If assaulted be ready to VOMIT all over the assailant. I good craw full of cheap Dago-Vino should always be on the ready...for a reply.

After 72 hours....if you feel like a half-used, unappriciated, French whore.....walk six blocks and check into the most appealing job-training-program in the vicinity.

Sincerely,
Gargoyle