Talk about your stupid cartoons, daylia! Muslims may or may not use paper, but they wash themselves thoroughly in all the affected areas with soap and water after using the toilet... and that's way cleaner than just using paper! Try it and see. (So...who are the real cultural barbarians is the question here?)

My vote is for (e), although "all of the above" would qualify. But....jOhn is head and shoulders above the rest. He is the Master of Rubbish! He rules.