The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #83460 Message #1541717
Posted By: gnu
13-Aug-05 - 09:34 AM
Thread Name: BS: Popular Views of Gr. White North Hosers!
Subject: RE: BS: Popular Views of Gr. White North Hosers!
Hey Shane. Dale here. Good to hear from you man. I appreshiate yer kind offer of a letter to my boss, but I don't need it no more. My parole officer told me that I don't have ta go ta weekend lock up if I am working and keep outta trouble and don't leave town when I am not at work. So, I am working seven days a week and get this man, I like it. It ain't hard work. There ain't no flies. And best of all, it's air condishoned. I have never seen so many nipples in my life man. Like, toob tops and mini skirts are back eh man. And, I didn't know half of the fluff what comes in here man. I thought all the girls in town went to the Sarrday nite dance at the Legion, but I was way off on that one. And my boss made me shave and dress respectful and talk nice even to people I never met. So, like, even people who know me are bein nice and talking to me and tellin me they are happy to see me straten out my life. There is one thing that burns me ass tho. I got paid yesterday and guess what man. They kept a bunch of my money. I'm serious man. Income tax, and a buncha stuff I couldn't make out, but I didn't say nothin on accounta I don't want them ta know this is my first real job. I know what EI is, but what the frig is with CPP and all that other stuff eh? Anyway, I done jobs before but I never had one eh? I gotta tell Del that one. He thinks he is real funny eh. Anyway, bout CD, I think Del was right. I am just like you on the suffrin, so it took me a while to get over her, but all the new fluff is helping big time ya know eh? On accounta it's nippy in the Irving, get it? I gotta tell lugnut that one to. Del said he is looking ta open up a conveeniant store like the Irving, so I am gonna learn all I can so I can help him out. I am sure I can do just as good a job as my boss does. How that bolthole got his job I will never know. I mean, like, if you had the keys to a place like this, would just leave them lyin on the desk while the janiter cleaned yer office? Anyway, I gotta go on accounta I am not supposed to use the computer in my bosses office and he should be back at ten thirty five sharp, accordin ta my notes. Don't drop yer gloves til ya get at least one in eh? Later lad.