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Thread #83761   Message #1541737
Posted By: Abby Sale
13-Aug-05 - 09:54 AM
Thread Name: happy? - Aug 13 (Proctology)
Subject: happy? - Aug 13 (Proctology)
The American Board of Proctology was incorporated 8/13/1935 (organized 1934)

        Polyps are growths that should not be occurring.
        The ones in the bowel, when young, are benign,
        But they can enlarge, and there's danger deferring
        Removal, because, when they're old, they malign.
        Most bowel polyps, statistics have shown us,
        Are found near the sigmoid. A primary care
        Physician can look for them, and, as a bonus,
        Remove them, by using a scope and a snare.

                "A note of thanks to Dr. Rees" by & © Howard L Kaplan of r.m.f
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