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Thread #83738 Message #1542215
Posted By: Amos
15-Aug-05 - 10:39 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Basic Cause of Rubbish
Subject: RE: BS: The Basic Cause of Rubbish
Humans aiding and abetting entropy...
What a wonderful, precise identification of the major crime of humanity. The few, the aware, the over-loaded struggle through bringing about order and creeativity, seeking social inventions and physical inventions which will make things better.
But upon the backs of these tortured analytical and creative few ride the Entropic Dramatizations of the many.
I tell ya, there oughta be a law!! "Let it be law henceforth that ANY PERSON, real or fictitious in the meaning of the law, who aids, abets, dramatizes, acts out or promulgates the impact, effects, mechanisms, ideation, ideology, or purposes of entropy within the boundaries of the United States shall be deemed guilty of a midemeanour punishable by up to four years of complete exhaustion oor by a comparable community-service punishment consisting of 3 weeks of unalleviated exposure to North Park videos and George Jones recordings."
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The clang of iron doors swinging shut is heard in the background, as is the mutter of hundreds of disconsolate, angry male voices. Pan in on the inner chambers of The Big House, a large, mildewed penitentiary where hopeless guards control hopeless inmates in a shadowy hinterland rarely seen by the dozy American public. Zoom in on Eaton Klein, 6'4", gaunt, ragged in his over-used prison garb. Eaton sidles up to a sad looking younger man whose prison overhauls are still fresh-looking, a new arrival, fresh meat.
He speaks out of the side of his mouth to afvoid attracting the sadistic attention of the bulls.
EATON: "Whaddya infer, pal???"
NEW MAN: "Entropy"
EATON: "Whaddfug? Whassat?"
NEW MAN: "Da bums got me for aiding and abetting entropy, I tell ya!"
EATON: "No kiddin'!!! Entropy, huh? Whadja do to pull that rap?"
NEW MAN: "I Didn't do nouffin', I tellya! I wuz jes' waiting fer my goilfrien' in my Escalante, see, and I let the motor idle an' she was taking a long time to do herself up right, see, like goils are, ya know? Nex' ting I know, dere's a flatfoot pulling me out of da Soove an' slapping da cuffs on me!! I tell ya, dere ain't no justice..."