Flip! Don sent the flippin' letter??? Man you have gotta watch that bolthole like a flippin' hawk, eh? He gets these ideas. Like the time he tried to put the moves on my lady love, eh? All that got him was a sore arm, a busted nose, and a cracked rib. Ha Ha! And I busted his startocaster too..the one he borrowed from someone over in Espanola who wasn't home at thetime. Well, he had it comin' because he busted my acoostic guitar too. Over my flippin' head! That was not a good night. Well, it is all in the past now, cos I love him like a brother, eh? Cos he IS my brother. And some days I cuoudl gladly run a road paiver mahcine over him too. It dpenends.

I am glad the lletter turned out okay and you got a girlfriend out of it too. Man, I am definitely lviin' under a lucky star, eh? Just like Jeezus, man. Maybe they will write gospels about ME some day! Wow, eh? Maybe there will be convennts full of nuns who, like, devote their lives to worshippin' me, eh? Heavy...

Hey, Rap, all that stuff about the Yukon has got me ithchin' for the North. I gotta talk to Officer Dana and see if I can get the parole board to, like, sponsor me on a trip up there to, like, cownsel the native youth or somethin'...so's they get on the right path in life, eh? I woudl be good for that, cos I have done a lot of stupid things and made most of the mistakes that a person CAN make and I am still here, eh? That means I am flippin' majorly KWALIFIED to advice people on all that stuff, right?

I am gonna talk to her about it next chance I get. As a flippin' idea this one has merrit. Fer sure.

- BDiBR (Shane)