Before Christmas, Karen and I made a trek to the "Pokemon and Beanie Baby Haven," a smallish building between Columbus and Delaware PACKED with Pokemon effluvia at reasonable(?) prices. Karen had heard about it on the Morning Zoo (drive-time DJ's). They had offered a $500.00 Gift Certificate to the first person to call-in and volunteer to have Pikachu tatooed on their ass. Within a minute, a mother of three got the Gift Certificate. Would you have your ass tatooed for your kids? Well, not for Pokemon anyway...........

Are you all aware that "Pokemon" is short for "Pocket Monster?" I'm surprised there aren't more jokes on that...obviously the infamous, male "comeback, cover-all" line works quite well in this case:

"Hey...I gotcher Pokemon right here."

Spaw