"I U-le-lused to ple-le-lay my ol-lelold banjololo and re-le-lest it ol-le-lon my knee-le-le-le-le-le -lee,
But na-la-low my stri-li-lings are bro-le -loken dow-le-lown it's no-le-lo more u-le-luse to me-le-le-le-le-le-lee...."

Apart from as a tennis racquet, obviously.