Hep me! Hep me! I'm being held hostage in Rick and Heather's basement! First they had me polish the silver, and then braid their cats' fur,(they all have their Christmas cornrows now) after that I had to tune every instrument, including the tipples!

After consuming a barrel of "Newfie Screech" they forced me to join the Canadian Airforce, and now I'm going to be flying in the "Top Gun eh?" squadron! They've given me my own tri-plane and I'll be doing a bombing run over Bremen Ohio this afternoon!

Signed serial # 3965011378. aka. Jeri!