Like, who is this Shane person, LH... I don't remember no Shane's comin' 'round with no braggin'???

Oh I mighta figet a couple things... Remember back in the 50's and lots of kids had polio and Doctor Salt was trying desperately to find a vaccine??? Well, I was havin' a little polio of my own an' so he came to me needin' some polioized blood to do his experiements and so I give him a little and that blood led to the Salt Vacine which has saved millions of kids from gettin' polio.... Yeah, firgot all about that one...

Hey, hey, hey... Remember Nina Williams? Oh, she was so hot!!! I mean like makin' the sun look like a big ol' ice cube hot she was... All the boys wanted to, ahhhh, just bump into her in the hall way... Hey, like her mom and my mom was in the same "bridge club" so I figgured that I might do better than just a bump in the hall... Yeah, all you guys eat yer heart out... I'z over at her house and we got to actually kissin' and I almost touched her breast, 'er breast to be... Hey we were like 13...

Ahhh, remind me to tell ya' all about the time that my band led off fir the Chambers Brothers....

(But, Bobert, that actually happened....)

It did???

Or the time me band led off fir Bruce Springsteen's band, Steelmill...

(But, bobert, that actually happened, too...)

It did???

Well, hmpppfffttttt! How about the yellow phone I got rigged up to call God??? Anyone got a yellow phone to Heaven???

Din't think so!!!

Bobert