Gluon's not here. Last time I saw him was a couple weeks ago, when our paths crossed in the Yukon. He was trying to be a sled dog, but was annoying all the other dogs by jumping on the sled and coasting downhill, running over the other dogs in the process. He seemed to be having a whole helluva lot of fun, though.

Amos, is this "Project FETCH" you sent him on?