Okay, Don. Here it is... ;-)

                                                            
Strange Girls                                              Key of C

Strange girls keep landing in my bed
But that doesn't mean to say my face is turning red
No matter what they said
I just wonder
After it's over and we're done
Did they like it, was it fun?
I wonder...Ooo-ooo

Strange girls from universities
Fresh out of college with their bachelor degrees
In humanities
It makes me wonder
Why are they knocking on my door
Sitting on my bedroom floor
Why are they here? What is it for?
What can it be?
Why are they worrying me?

Strange girls are camping in the yard
I'd have to say that things are getting pretty hard
I could be disbarred
If I were a judge or a lawyer
Or a fat politician with a hat
But I'm not (thank God for that)
At least I'm free
But it's worrying me

Strange girls are swimming in the pool
Strange little Chinese girls that make me lose my cool
I'm acting like a fool
And still I wonder
Why did they come and who are they?
Did they come from far away?
Will they go or will they stay?
Who can they be?
It's really worrying me







Strange girls are kicking down the door
Strange girls from Mexico and I don't know what for
Could it be amor?
There's another strange Senorita in the hall
Ay, chiquita! That's not all!
She does the Mexicali crawl!
What can it be?
It's really worrying me

Strange girls are hiding in the hedge
They're in the alleyway, they're on my window ledge
I found one in the fridge (but she wasn't frigid)
She was from Sevastopol
A spy who came in from the cold
I said "If I may be so bold, why pick on me?
I'm very busy, you see."

Strange voices ringing in my ears
Faces I've never seen, from where do they appear?
Then they disappear....where do they go?
Strange girls from Jupiter and Mars
Driving little foreign cars
They must think that I'm a star
Who can they be?
Why are they worrying me?

Strange girls keep landing in my bed
I'm up all hours, I'm so tired I'm half dead!
Besides, it's like I said
Strange girls in designer jeans
Tapping on my window screens
What do they want? What can it mean?
Oh, tell me please
Why are they worrying me?
Who can they be?

Copyright © 1995   George Coventry
Lyrics by George Coventry (to the tune of "Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head")